Chaos, Pandamonium and all the other trappins of the Snell-Pym Household (by sarah)
I awake and lo!
A cat was not turfed and instead of mewing to be let out had erm... gone in the corner of the KITCHEN!
So I turfted the Ginger One who shall remain nameless and in disgrace and cleaned it up using up the last of the disinfected in the kitchen.
This took up a big chunk of the getting Jean ready for school time and then I remember - eek she's supposed to have lunch and I start making it whilst Dad panics about her being late.
We get to the school fine and she goes in - then somehow a certain Ginger Rogue has got back into the house and relieved himself again in a HUGE sandy coloured puddle this time in front of the Fridge.
Somehow dad misses this blot on the landscape of my kitchen and walks to the fridge for milk and back to the kettle makes his coffee and walks into the living room and sits down on the setee.
I walk into the kitchen looking for the laundary basket to get the washing in and have... well kittens!
So after having to make a trip upstairs for more disinfectant I clean it all up - putting the tea towel that was too near in the washing machine for a boil wash - I shout at dad and this disrupts a certain Black Cat who jumps onto the coffee table and there by knocks my lunch plate down breaking it in half.
I am just a bit cheesed off shall we say :/
Fri 16th Oct 2009 2:20 pm 
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